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	1.	They Died From Eating Too Much Insulation 00:33	lyrics	buy track
	Don’t think twice about Throwing me away Like all the other trash I’ll pollute the fucking rain Don’t hesitate to pull the trigger None of those bullets got any silver You can’t kill me Go ahead and try Poison me and I’ll spoil Everything you love If I can’t sit at the table I’ll piss in champagne glasses
	2.	Celestia is Coming For Your Toes 00:40	lyrics	buy track
	If this is justice Then I reject it If this is right and wrong I’m fucking over it There is no retribution To all my suffering Only smug victories For heroes of the day This surviving made me cruel And burned all bridges out of pain No second chances for the shunned Self destruction’s all that’s left
	3.	Welcome to the Meat Dimension 00:37	lyrics	buy track
	Everyone’s got a hardon for control Truth means nothing All that matters is you get your way Human, all too human You’re nothing but a brainstem Nothing else, just a mouth Looking for a new way to feed
	4.	Sorry I Was Born Stupid 00:37	lyrics	buy track
	I guess I’ll never learn my lesson Sorry I was born stupid I don’t know how to change Stuck forever the same The world waits for no one Of course I’m nothing special Just a scared child in the end Looking for security
	5.	Good Ol' Fashioned Seesaw Homicide 00:47	lyrics	buy track
	It’s sickening The cruel and usual punishment How did this selfishness Become so normalized? Willingness to let another Die so you don’t miss a beat Homicidal self centeredness Has always been the status quo
	6.	He Became The Thing He Loved Most; Grape Juice 00:55	lyrics	buy track
	The truth of the matter lies between the lines But a large type font is easier to read Guess which one people read then? I’ll play the game cuz in truth it’s fun to sing “Ding dong, you’re wrong Try again dumbass” Speaking loud in clear in a language no one else speaks Why bother trying to win over lost hearts? Within every lie lives a little truth
	7.	McMansion - Requiem for America 00:55	lyrics	buy track
	(Instrumental)
	8.	McMansion - Cunning Fashion 00:47	lyrics	buy track
	forcing your religion on me while gunning children down sycophantic psychopaths heed their master we’re fucking bleeding out dance to the beat of man made catastrophe bullets rain down from the sky in droves paid by the funds of the rich who want us dead
	9.	McMansion - Abruptly Shaken by Falling In A Pocket Dimension 00:36	lyrics	buy track
	One shot To stop The fascists Will you Join me To fight back? against Those who Oppress us Or will You die A coward
	10.	McMansion - Father Hunger 00:20	lyrics	buy track
	A desperate attempt to Feel connected to you Through words Sent in ones and zeros Our love explodes
	11.	McMansion - Trampled Eyes 01:04	lyrics	buy track
	Lying Shameless wretched Monster Cheating law to have your way Do me The honors Of ending My life Use your bloody hands zealot Kill me Bleed out Like a Gun wound I see the hate in your eyes Are you Closer To Your Damn god? Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You
	12.	McMansion - Choreographed Body Movements 00:30	lyrics	buy track
	First in Last out Working Nonstop To make Ends meet Greet death daily Cause it Ends so bady
	13.	McMansion - Dying Under Fluorescent Lights 01:37	lyrics	buy track
	(instrumental)

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